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When I use the phrase Before Times I may sound a bit melodramatic, don't I?

This is on purpose. These memories of a (supposedly) simpler time capture the unique (often heavily romanticized, yes) atmosphere we experienced back then. I also actually enjoy how egregious it sounds, as a sort of parody of the over-romanticization of the past, and a warning to not take such narratives very seriously.

It’s also a reference to the sort of phrasing you’d see in the plethora of dystopian novels my generation read over the years, to the sense that the world is indeed sliding towards a sort of terrible dystopia, too. With that, of course, comes the realization that real life is rarely as navigable as those novels, and there’s never a Katniss or whoever to fix things.

Either way, in this case, it refers to the period of time prior to the Internet and similar technologies really taking full control of society and our daily lives.

This phrase is used jokingly, though, and I embrace how silly it sounds. It’s a bit of a bit. It also isn’t meant to imply that the Information Age itself is the problem, though you must admit social media has disenchanted it somewhat these days. Don’t the confines of social media feel like concrete dystopian walls, lit only by the dim gaslighting (pun intended) of advertisements and flame wars?

love the internet. Dearly. And it will find a way forward. I do, also, think humanity itself will find a way through, even through things like global warming, microplastics, and vast extinctions we’re causing. A consummate believer in human potential, I remain optimistic for all kinds of reasons. I’m still, after all, kindatranshumanist of sorts. The next fifty years will be interesting…

These memories feel deeply liminal to me. They represent my strange experiences of growing up on the cusp of the Information Age. Admittedly, my childhood likely wasn’t normal per se, but it was at least interesting. I think these little anecdotes will resonate with the sort of people who are likely to find this site in the first place, though. And, y’know… some of these incidents were rather humorous, or at least interesting in retrospect.

These are marked, as well, based on their subject matter. Articles discussing events primarily taking place on, or relating to, the internet itself, are marked with a crescent moon. Those with only only only very very very slightly more "IRL" topics have a sun next to them.

Entries appearing in pale pink links are yet to be posted, and clicking one of the links right below will bring up only articles in that particular category...

General Digital Lore

This section includes articles with a general scope, but which concern our dear digital past. Many things you'll find here are not glued to one particular era. Some discuss the nature of nostalgia itself without such a focus, and I find that helpful sometimes. I will also include any articles about events or trends that don't fit the other two time periods listed on this page, of course. Some articles included here will be linked from elsewhere. Others are just collections, and collections often span eras...

Y2k

I was unleashed on the web roughly in 1995, but it’s hard to be sure. I spent a lot of time on America Online, when able, and eventually learned rudimentary usage of that ISP’s website builder. I made a little site about dachshunds, and gradually drifted deeper into cyberspace. I wandered through chatrooms, gaming servers, mailing lists, sites panicking about Y2K and other strange things.

These stories took place prior to September 11th, 2001, which is, I must admit, a cultural turning point of sorts, no matter how you view things. Most of them focus on things like making friends online, writing and reading fanfics, and even things like the Millennium Bug. Expect this list to expand, but not as much as other sections.

  • aol profile partyWhen America Online first hit the scene, we all dressed to impress in the new America Online member profile directory. These simple little seeds would grow into the social media profiles of today, arguably, and they were so fun to fill out when I was young.
  • the infamous green bladeAs a youngster, I developed (quite privately, though) an elaborate mythology about a notorious hacker. Killed some boredom, and frankly, could've done worse as a kid.
  • the blue crisis of '01We all know that some songs aren’t appropriate for middle school, and it should be relatively clear. No sex, no drugs, but rock and roll is okay, right? Everything changed with the introduction of eurodance…
  • holocaust roleplay dayMany people don't believe me when I tell them that this was a real exercise for eighth graders at my school. It was exactly what it sounds like, too. Further explanations of the unfortunate situation within this article.
  • the horrible 1990sA lot of people romanticize the 1990s, and the experience of the Millennium itself. Sorry to break it to you, but the 1990s were just terrible in many respects, and I'll explain why! I'll spend some time focusing on the bad aspects...
  • who was moyra?As a child, I admired Moyra, the enigmatic webmistress of Moyra.com. But who was she? Her work certainly sparked delight...
  • it's napsterThe first practical application for sharing *.mp3* files, Napster opened up floodgates of sound, and would also change the music industry forever in cringe and inconceivable ways.
  • airport paperback propheciesY2K brought weird questions. Were there prophecies in airport paperbacks, if only we read them with an open heart? And who the hell was Nicolae Carpathia?
  • what was ravendays?Discusses school shootings, and the false media narratives that surrounded them. Many questions remained unanswered.
  • septembers to rememberNothing lasts forever, good or bad, right? But what does that mean for the internet? Some musings on everything that has happened since September of 1993, and a cheeky dating system.
  • the mad scientist mad at scienceI thought I'd explore the circumstances and experiences I had surrounding my grade school bully and his self-published philosophy book from 1995. How do you feel about the industrial revolution and its consequences?
  • annual wax museumPerhaps your school had some strange local traditions. I've no idea what was typical, only my own experiences, which did involve a day spent cosplaying (and roleplaying a bit) as early environmentalist Rachel Carson.

Domain Scene (2001–2005)

In the Autumn of 2001, I created my first blog using Blogger and Geocities, back when one could connect them. I quickly moved from that to being a “hostee” on someone else’s webspace, eschewing platforms with advertisements. Eventually, I was gifted a domain name (and hosting package) for my sixteenth birthday, and created my own space amongst the burgeoning “scene” of teenagers running blogs, sharing design resources, chatting, and interacting via these sites.

Some parts of this were wholesome, to be sure, but it was nothing like neocities, nor like a lot of the younger sort on here seem to imagine. In particular, there were some cruel moments, too. Anyways, these stories all concern that general time period, up until (roughly) the earliest beginnings of social media and the slow decline of that community.

  • that old red white and blueSeptember 11th changed everything, but it also made America insufferably solemn and patriotic for at least three months. An ontological mystery where life, including homework, revolves around the star-spangled banner.
  • devils and tomesThe Satanic Panics of the 1980s and 1990s left plenty of ruins for me to explore online in the 2000s, discovering a strange worldview where temptation lurks everywhere, and every story must be a cautionary tale.
  • eternal hosting questA perennial topic on the indie web, believe it or not, going back as far as the 1999s, and never a simple matter. Learn more within!
  • survivor on photoshop islandI brought Paint Shop Pro to a Photoshop fight. I sure didn't win, and frankly, I wish I'd never been involved, but really, was it all that bad? The prize was, I think, a $500 gift card or something...
  • terribad 2000sNo, it really wasn't as great as you're remembering. Let me try to jog your memory a bit? I'm sharing a discussion of reasons to dislike the 2000s, things that people often forget to mention when they go down these online nostalgia trips...
  • which witch is wicca?In the early 2000s, a notorious rant posted online has deep ramifications for the occult community... if anyone takes it seriously! A look at the infamous "Why Wiccans Suck."

Chans and Then Some

While social media changed everything about the internet, it didn't immediately supplant the entire web, as you likely realize. 4chan and related sites were a large part of my online experience fifteen years ago. Most people will now argue that the chans have been a net negative influence for the internet as a whole.

They might be right, but they'd be ignoring just how extremely pervasive and diverse their influence has been, some of which I'm writing about here. I also just want to reminisce a bit about what those sites used to be like, the positives and negatives, and how they changed me and other people, as well as why people outgrow them.

  • what was project chanology?A sudden contender culturally, 4chan fought the Church of Scientology in 2008, and (kind of) won..
  • don't go to eirielMany people have heard of the Hatman, but what was Eiriel? about the dangerous trend online of abusing Benadryl in the late 2000s...
  • mandatory immortalityAre we really just born to die? Robert Ray Hedges wanted to change that. Somehow. When 4chan came across the maze of websites he created, nobody was sure what to make of it...!